Cabin Crew - Arm Doors and Cross Check….

Incompetence begets another incompetence begets a totally made-up narrative about an escape plan that never was.

The thing is our jet was about to take off but we had excess baggage that we needed to unload. We wanted to travel light and the last thing we needed was a free-riding passenger without apparent skill-set that would jump at the first opportunity to seize the miles without contributing on the fare accordingly. Factor in some rowdy, unruly behaviour, like bogans but with uncontrollable thumbs, and ejection was inevitable.

I dont know how they do it at other airlines but here at our maatschappij, touts are frowned upon and smugglers are definitely on our shitlist. We dont take dead weight. We value everyone, but we aim for the clouds, not for the faux clout. It’s a flight to the future.

We are airborne now.

Watch us fly.